Dr. RAY, STING

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STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting

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    FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

    Stingrays are friends…NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! («What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?» – Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. («Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable.» – Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we’d know. («Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!» – Dr. Ray, Sting.)

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

    We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than NOK 500,-

    Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.

    Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er veldig lette og veier bare 22 gram.

    Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.

     

     

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO DISSERTATION

    No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.